Sunday, April 20, 2008

...asam di darat, ikan di laut, di dalam kuali bertemu jua


Yesterday morning at about 1030AM I was asked to be spokesperson for a friend's wedding at TTDI. The male entourage was from Malacca and I would have thought that OMG (oh my Gawd!) they will drown me in soo much pantun that I would be down with pantun fever soon afterwards..haha. No, they didn't. This must be the folks from a no pantun zone..hahaha. It was swift, they came they saw, they conquer! (veni, vedi, veci in latin). The groom came swiftly, sat on the dais, repeated after the kadi in one breath...and whoala they were husband n wife in a jiffy! Much like KL drift (the malaysian version of Tokyo drift..hahaha). The food was great. I am still blurred as to how nasir and bib could have coaxed me into being the wakil pengantin pompuan ..ish ish. and the only pantun that I googled to sober up the majlis was:
malam berinai disebut orang
memagar diri dari jembalang
supaya hajat tidak terhalang
supaya niat tidak tergalang
supaya sejuk mata memandang
muka bagai bulan mengambang
serinya naik tuah pun datang
adat tuan adat beserah
mari datang membawa puan
adat bersirih adat sejarah
untuk tuan kami sembahkan
That was the wedding ( well, nikah ceremony) of noni shamsila bt osman and marikh azahari bin ramley at 64 athinahappan 7, ttdi...... in you're wondering, noni reads the bernama news on ASTRO. Marrying people off, being wakil tuan rumah or spokesperson...hmmm makes one feel 'old', retired and having come of age....so they say.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think the correct names are Marikh Azahari bin Ramli and Nornisamsila Osman.

Anonymous said...

She getting divorce la... she said better to be a single mom rather then staying with &%*@#*...Cheers!

Anonymous said...

whoaa how come? now days so easy come & go aaa?

Khaeruddin Sudharmin said...

aeik? you dont know meh? std lar...21st century norm lor...why i am not at all surprised. go checkout divorce case statistics wth sgor religious dept leh? u can get all the answers there...why, what, who, when, where....hehehe

Sahabat Lama said...

Norni dah bercerai? Bile bro, tak tau pun!

Anonymous said...

hmm...agaknya ni dah akhir zaman zaman kot. wanita dgn lelaki zaman skrg ni jauh berbeda dgn zaman dahulu. ishhh...mintak simpang jauhkan dr semua musibah ni. takut dosa berampun. syurga dibawah tapak kaki suami, i nk msk syurga xmo masuk neraka.. hu3

Sahabat Lama said...

bila pulak si non tu bercerai...dia blah tinggalkan suami dia mcm tu je...but i'm nt sure la, but itu yg i dgr org cerita. habis madu sepah dibuang...kuang kuang kuang...terer la non!

Anonymous said...

What charming idea

Anonymous said...

haha ini pempuan sudah kene pukul ngn wanita uzbek sbb berkawan ngn laki wanita uzbek ni.. noni ni yg tinggalkan laki dia.. tp belum brcerai lgi..

dgn semua jantan noni ni kawan.. sblum ni ngn bgsa cina... hmm biar la apa nk jadi...

jiman said...

noni ni kategori "lauk" la ye..?

Khaeruddin Sudharmin said...

Saya yg juruacara kan majlis dia. I think we should respect her privacy and whatever she chooses to do with her life. Please do no not make comments or derogatory remarks about her yg boleh menjatuhkan maruah dia. Tak elok laa ok? Kalau tak puas hati dengan dia atau ada papa yg u like to say..not here please. Take it up with her prrivately la.. Terimakasih...